Meet Bruno 🐾 Chief Protection Officer
Bruno takes his role at Hoosier Shield very seriously…
unless treats, belly rubs, or naps are involved.
When he’s not supervising the office, greeting clients, or making sure morale stays high, he can usually be found protecting the building from squirrels and demanding attention from the team. Bruno’s Office Hours
- Works by appointment only
- Accepts payment in treats
- Available for belly rub consultations
- Specializes in office security & emotional support
- May interrupt meetings for snacks
Official Responsibilities
🐾 Greeting clients
🐾 Keeping stress levels low
🐾 Supervising the office couch
🐾 Maintaining Hoosier hospitality
🐾 Looking intimidating until you say “good boy”
